February 2012
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So, I might have to go to hospital.
I’m scared.
So yeah, my kidneys have decided that we’re not friends anymore.
I haven’t felt this awful in my life.
So yeah
I accidentally had a minor overdose on diclofenac. Feel like death warmed up. Might make breakfast spaghetti and see if I feel better. Spaghetti fixes everything.
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Anonymous asked: with whom
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I’ve had sex seven times since this morning. There, I said it.
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Things I need to do more of
Things I need to do more of:
Read more books
Cook and eat more yummy things
Go to more poetry events
Volunteer more
Have more sex
And last but not least, hula hoop more. Because anything that makes me look like this
is totally worthy of my time.
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I just had a wonderful idea for a slutwalk sign
You know, one I don’t think I’ve plagiarised. Too bad I have to wait until October to use it.
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Today is a good day because
Any day you wake up with people in your bed is better than days when you don’t because people are nice
I ate a big sandwich
My philosophy tutor sold his entire library, and so I got lots of very good very cheap books.
Tonight I have lots and lots of very good plans so regardless of what I choose to do, I’ll have a wonderful evening.
Hooray!
January 2012
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I commented on an old friend’s facebook. He had been facejacked, and so there was the obligatory “lol, I’m gay and fancy my friend” post. I posted on it saying that the way it was written was funny (and it was), but why can’t people think of more creative things to write that are less homophobic?
I’m hit by a slurry of angry comments ending with an “If...
Bite Me, Beautiful: UK Contraception: Morning... →
bitemebeautiful:
HI. So, at a big feminist coffee meeting with Emily, we talked about how woeful sex education is in this country. We never really got any useful advice or information about emergency contraception or abortion, so I thought I’d take the time to compile basically a list of…
Super useful! Educate yourselves, and happy humping. :)
“Through a thin gauze one sees what looks like a world of gossamer, lighter, more...”
– The Seducers Diary, Soren Kierkegaard (I think this gentleman and I are going to get along just fine)
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I love living with another veggie!
Sharing cooking is wonderful. :)
Tonight I’m making a lifetime’s supply of gyoza and nomming it all! If I do it slowly enough I might even take photos.
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I’m sitting in my new flat waiting for the vegetarian haggis to be ready, listening to bagpipes, drinking whiskey and prefixing everyone’s names with Mc.
It is Burns’ Night afterall.
THEY CAN TAKE OUR LIVES BUT THEY CANNAE TAKE OUR FREEDOM!
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In the lights of the thermal streetlamps
that bounce off the
concrete
of the smoke garden,
the swans are
silent red zeds
from the cavernous o of a mouth
of a sleeping cartoon giant.
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Because people keep asking whose routine I've... →
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I may have found the skin routine of my dreams
I don’t know if this is better than me finding the flat of my dreams or not, but I feel really pretty. (o^__^o)
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Anonymous asked: Why do some people use 'feminist' as an insult? It's like 'Striving for equality? You should be ashamed of yourself.'
